Lisaology

 

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A picture of Harrison (my cousin’s baby).

 

Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
Two.

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
3 wisdom teeth, 4 regular teeth and 4 lbs. of boobs.

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
The new paper folder at work!  It’s sad how excited I am about it.

Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Like in a fight…no.

For surgery …yes.

BULLSHITOLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No, thanks I have enough problems.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Am I running law or just switching it up?  Sophie Aeryn ____

If I give the whole name you’ll find me when I’m running from the law.

Q. What colour do you think looks best on you?
Probably red, but I mostly only wear black or blue.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Not that I recall.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Yes.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
No, I need all my fingers, if you want a toe we’ll talk.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Sure, I’ll just write in a jounal.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
No.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
Probably not.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Is this why I’m changing my name?  No I don’t think I could.

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
Nothing, but there’s chapstick in my right pocket.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good film?
No, but it was funny and that should count for something.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Carpet.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
8ish  I went a little crazy when they were in the Target dollar bin.

LASTOLOGY

Q: Last person who texted you?
Verizon to tell me that I paid my bill.

Q: Last person who called you?
Probably Patrick or my aunt.

Q: Person you hugged?
Patrick.

FAVOURITOLOGY

Q: Number?
2

Q: Season?
Fall

Q: Colour?
 Dark blue.

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
My mom and my friends Casey and Liz.

Q: Mood?
Sad, but okay.

Q: Listening to?
The air conditioner sorta work.

Q: Watching?
The hotel windows across from my office.

Q: Worrying about?
Lots of things.

Q: Wearing?
A blue jean skirt, a black tank, a black hoodie with stars and black shoes.

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
Bathroom or craft room closet.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
Go home!!

Q: Do you smile often?
More often than not.  Am I happy…not necessarily.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
I try to be, but I’m shy so it’s hard.