My new phone message for work and home (I wish)!

 Hi, this Lisa.  I've stopped accepting problems for the week.  No really.  I'm very sorry that your mom is in the hospital, your car broke down, you wife is leaving you, your husband is a lazabout, your drunk all the time and it's raining outside.  Please call back on Monday and I will be more than happy to give you support and sympathy, but for the rest of this week I'm out.  Thanks for calling...bu-bye.